Door To Door Sales Jokes

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The Original Fart Machine #2 – Remote Fart Machine $8.95 As seen on Howard Stern. You can now FART wherever and whenever you’d like. This is your chance to impress or gross out your friends and family. This is the new and improved fart machine! The fart machine makes 15 new different fart sounds (SOUNDS SO REAL!!). Fart Machine has boom box technology…what is this?? Well let’s just say these fart noises can’t sound any more real!It has 2 pieces – the … |
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Realistic Full Size Rubber Mouse Halloween Gag $1.95 This realistic rubber mouse with authentic size and coloring is guaranteed to create panic and mayhem! Mouse has beady little eyes, clammy “skin,” and a twisted tail. Warning: Choking Hazard; Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs…. |
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Party Pooper – Fake Poop $0.01 This 4″ soft rubber fake poop is so realistic its scary. Just set it on someones toilet seat and watch them scream! The best gag gift you will ever buy!… |
August 30th, 2010 in
Door To Door Sales Tips | tags: door to door sales jokes
